July 2009
7 posts
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push...
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Jul 7th
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I read these a lot, but this one really made me...
fmylife: Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML
Jul 7th
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June 2009
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Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 8th
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Jun 5th
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i did the same thing, but got the deal.
fmylife: Today, I was concluding a business call and I said ‘I thank you for your time. Good bye, I love you.’ FML
Jun 5th
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Jun 5th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 1st
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May 2009
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May 20th
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May 19th
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Listenbondo: R Kelly remix in the Sugar Shack.
May 18th
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May 18th
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Twitter chat
steveyjbond@LouiseRedknapp Hey Lou, I only live down the road. You & Jamie are welcome for a brew anytime. Just let me know so I can get the kettle on! Great work steve!!
May 14th
A Scottish Farmer.
bondo: A poor Scottish farmer called Fleming, while trying to make a living for his family, heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog.  He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy...
May 14th
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May 14th
Boob Fascination
Beckett: What is it with men and boobs anyway?
Castle: Biological, we can't help it.
Beckett: But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?
Castle: Santa's not real, we still love opening his presents.
(Castle s01e10)
May 13th
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WatchWatch
bondo: andrewurwin: Steven Bond, this ones for you! Enjoy. I melted. Then I scooped myself back together. And then I burst into flames.
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April 2009
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Apr 29th
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The World As You Have Never Seen It →
Apr 27th
Real Time World Stats →
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 23rd
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Talking about gettting fit in the office.
Simon - You all need to lose weight
Voiletta - We just need to run
Tan - I went to the gym last night
Voiletta - Did you do anything of just sit there?
Everyone - HAHA!!!!
Apr 22nd
100 Facts About the Human Body →
atoms: seaofacorns:tmblg: The 3 things pregnant women dream most of during their first trimester are frogs, worms and potted plants. If the average man never shaved his beard it would grow to over 30 feet during his lifetime, longer than a killer whale. On any given day, sexual intercourse takes place 120 million times on earth. Babies are almost always born with blue eyes. The melanin in a...
Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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While listening to Simon Jefferis singing American...
Mum - Is he gay?
Me - No mum its Simon,
Mum - Sounds gay to me.
Me - HAHA!
Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
In figures: How the UK is changing  →
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Apr 15th
Dear Rachel,
Thanks, I saw it and it made me smile. luke.
Apr 14th
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