July 2009
7 posts
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push...
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I read these a lot, but this one really made me...
fmylife:
Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML
June 2009
14 posts
i did the same thing, but got the deal.
fmylife:
Today, I was concluding a business call and I said ‘I thank you for your time. Good bye, I love you.’ FML
May 2009
12 posts
Twitter chat
steveyjbond@LouiseRedknapp Hey Lou, I only live down the road. You & Jamie are welcome for a brew anytime. Just let me know so I can get the kettle on!
Great work steve!!
A Scottish Farmer.
bondo:
A poor Scottish farmer called Fleming, while trying to make a living for his family, heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy...
Boob Fascination
Beckett: What is it with men and boobs anyway?
Castle: Biological, we can't help it.
Beckett: But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?
Castle: Santa's not real, we still love opening his presents.
(Castle s01e10)
bondo:
andrewurwin:
Steven Bond, this ones for you!
Enjoy.
I melted. Then I scooped myself back together. And then I burst into flames.
April 2009
28 posts
The World As You Have Never Seen It →
Real Time World Stats →
Talking about gettting fit in the office.
Simon - You all need to lose weight
Voiletta - We just need to run
Tan - I went to the gym last night
Voiletta - Did you do anything of just sit there?
Everyone - HAHA!!!!
100 Facts About the Human Body →
atoms:
seaofacorns:tmblg:
The 3 things pregnant women dream most of during their first trimester are frogs, worms and potted plants.
If the average man never shaved his beard it would grow to over 30 feet during his lifetime, longer than a killer whale.
On any given day, sexual intercourse takes place 120 million times on earth.
Babies are almost always born with blue eyes. The melanin in a...
While listening to Simon Jefferis singing American...
Mum - Is he gay?
Me - No mum its Simon,
Mum - Sounds gay to me.
Me - HAHA!
In figures: How the UK is changing →
Dear Rachel,
Thanks,
I saw it and it made me smile.
luke.